Hello World!

Yes, I am that kind of nerd. It's how I roll. So hi, I'm Redgy, nice to meet you. :) The reality is I just need to get something up here because my cdo (yes, that's in the correct order, just like I like it!) refuses to let me keep this page blank. At the same time, I can't think of anything too witty or interesting to say as I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm posting on my new blog from my boss whom sits behind me instead of... well, you know, working.

So, anyways, hello world! I have a ton of silly stories to tell (that are both redgy and elevant -- more on that later), so we'll see if this blogging experiment is more successful than those I've tried in the past. Isn't that how everyone usually starts their blog? "Sorry it's been so long", "I promise to write more often", "I know it's been awhile, but I'll write more" as if they're talking (read: lying) to their dentist about flossing or talking their Aunt Lucy at a Christmas party. "Hi, how are the kids. Yeah, I promise I'll call more often. Thanks for the socks." The downside with the blogging, as opposed to talking to Aunt Lucy, is that there is far less egg nog available.

But I digress. Bottom line, if you're reading this blog, one of 3 things must be true:

1) You're one of the people who are mentioned (with really cool code names, zomg!!) in the stories I'm going to tell.

2) You like people who write the way they speak... and who can't spell... and who use '...', '--'. ':)' and various other '*(gesture)*' things more than they should while writing. (People who love grammar rules, know that I murder grammar on a regular basis, and am thankful that there is not a literary death penalty for doing it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!).

3) You were trying to visit your regular fashion blog and got stuck with me. Along those lines, you may want to try googling edgy and relevant. I was quite surprised to be linked to pierced clothing for christians. Yeah, you just read that correctly: pierced.... clothing... for christians. Sadly, it is not pierced in the way I was expecting, but it is apparently very edgy and relevant.... at the same time. I am just happy that no one has hurt themselves in the process of creating it, because that's what I was expecting.

So, yeah. That's me, this is my start, and we'll see how this goes. Next up, I'll start telling stories. Just remember to do wild hand gestures when you read them. :)